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Fan totals + per-90 · No seasonal row in tracked leagues
No seasonal row in tracked leagues — check recent matches below.
Season rates refresh weekly · peer percentiles from league cohorts · match log ~6h after FT.
W/D/L from your club's score · match rating when Sportmonks supplies it
14 Aug 25 · 44'
31 Jul 25 · 24'
Parris is the definition of a high-variance statistical anomaly, a Tier C attacker operating as a pure final-ball specialist despite limited involvement. While his sample size is lean at 290 minutes, his output of 0.31 assists per 90 puts him in the elite top 5% of the league, outstripping almost every blue-chip playmaker in terms of per-minute productivity. The counterintuitive reality is that Parris isn't a refined technician; his dismal passing accuracy suggests he isn't building play, but rather spamming high-risk deliveries that happen to land. He is a liability in transition, frequently bullied in ground duels and lacking the physical profile to retain possession under pressure.
Based on 290 min this season · DNA refreshes weekly.
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W/D/L uses final score for the player's club that day. Match rows sync within ~6h · ratings may lag on some PL fixtures (Sportmonks column drift) · event minutes ~1h.
