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"instant classic" is PR speak for United keeping clean sheets in 20% of their last 10 games. Bournemouth didn't produce chaos, United's d...

Pep is risking a Cup Final on a keeper winning 0.33 aerials per 90. Arsenal score 1.9 goals/game and feast on set pieces.

The manager of a €1.26b squad moaning about agendas when you look at what city's attack still costs without marmoush... ngl the victim th...

Federico chiesa returning to italy squad, ngl he's played less mins (422) this season than games (24) - averaging just 17 mins per appear...

Surface stats sell engagement. The underlying schedule doesn't.

Pep's giving the cup final to a keeper who's played 540 mins this season. his goals conceded per 90 is genuinely alarming but honestly? h...

Real madrid's midfield is stacked - carlos only made 209 mins this season with 6 senior mids ahead of him. ngl that queue for a spain cal...

Matchweek 31. Arsenal vs Newcastle. One side is quietly cracking under the schedule.

Man city play crystal palace then arsenal away with 1 day rest. ngl, this looks rough - look at how often they concede late goals away fr...

Arne slot can waffle all he wants, liverpool's avg match rating over their last 10 games is a shocking 6.54 - mid-table stuff wearing a t...

The prem is "unpredictable" but man utd conceding over a goal per game in their last 10 was bound to happen. bournemouth didn't shock any...

A liverpool winger with 598 days lost to injury has been called up by italy. ngl, that's rough. don't even ask how few minutes he's playe...

A liverpool winger with 25 career injuries and 598 days out has been called up by italy. ngl, that's rough. 422 mins played all season in 24 apps, mostly cameos. liverpool fans, remember this next time someone reckons chiesa was a good buy.